Tonight on the table, vagina one of my favorite things, almost as beloved as the color black and the souls of my enemies, they are super fun to play with and if you play with them right you can bring yourself (and a lucky someone) a world of pleasure.
But, thats not really what I wanted to talk about. For as long as I can remember there is a specific analogy when clam grooming is discussed.
And its fucking weird.
And it needs to stop.
Don't know what I'm talking about yet? In the last decade (or so, because in my head ten years ago was 1995, don't judge me) there has been an increase in the amount of grooming women do to their clams and gone are the days when everyone had a full bush to whatever extent the good lord gave ya. Now? I feel like taking of panties can be full of surprises. will the new toy have hard wood floors, area rugs, or full carpeting? While your grooming habits are a very personal decision, countless blogs, articles, and women's conversations have involved them and there is one phrase I hear over and over and over, if you go bare it "looks like a little girl".
STAHPPPP. Listen, I don't know how much sex ed you had, or in the case of those of you who HAVE a vagina but pubic hair is FAR from the only changes that body part undergoes when your hormone fountains start dumping decades of mood swings, stained panties and salt cravings at you. Nothing about a hairless woman looks juvenile, and its fucking weird when the comparison is made. Stop making another person's decisions "dirty" or "wrong" simply because you don't feel comfortable with them. Its a really intense form of shaming to assign to someone simply because you disagree with their grooming choice.
I realize vaginal shaming is not a cultural war that must be fought on the front lines, but for the love of fuck, if you don't like hard wood floors stop assigning pedophilia feelings on those who do.....you look like an asshole, and assholes don't get their floors played with, no matter how they carpet them, or don't!
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