I went away for a while, I don't think I was ready to commit to a blog, not full time anyway. Though if you ask most of the dudes I have dated they would tell you I can't commit to shit (though if I could commit to shit, I'd still be with one of them).
I am ready to start writing, mostly because I think my brain might implode if I don't get some of this shit out. It has been building up for nearly thirty years, and at this point its like an internet browser with 700 tabs open, you know, like the one where you got a virus and it just kept opening windows because you were watching porn on your parent's computer, when you were 15, and then your dad walked in. Oh, that was just me? Well anyway, I digress, what I was getting at is that I hope this blog will serve to help me close some of those windows.
I basically have something to say on like every topic on the planet so there won't be a theme, unless, the terrifying inside of Megan's brain, including but not limited to unicorns (both the horse ones and those dudes you never see in real life but on every dating sight), glitter, rainbows (especially the rainbow flag because I love to piss off the bigots), slide shows, shiny things, random words, disjointed sentences, and crafts I really want to do, but can't because they will end up half done and cluttering my kitchen table.
So, if you are still with me, join me, please, on this magical journey (without the school bus, I am still working on finding one that flies). There will be beer, booze, sex, profanity, tangents, some name changing to protect the innocent, and political opinions that would make most republicans shake their heads.
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